National slap ass day

September 27th will be the day you will be able to slap any girls or guys ass and not get in legal trouble.

“ I really want to slap Amy’s ass, but I don’t want to get into trouble.” “Don’t worry! Today is national slap ass day!”

by Tn1yah September 26, 2022

dick-slap

the act of slaping someone in the ass with yor dick

girl: dick-slap my ass a few times
boy: i am peasured
girl: un unn ughnnn ehn
boy: dish ish greatish

by wolfieisyay May 24, 2018

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

by No.1alnino February 11, 2022

Slaps

Rock Band consisting of a guitar, drum-set, bass-guitar, and keyboard. Their first song was written on 3/1/2020.

Bro 1: Slaps is hella rockin'
Bro 2: Damn right my brotato

by Slaps' Lead March 1, 2020

Slap Arson Day

Its a day where you slap someone named Arson / Mio. For example:

“Hey Arson, do you know what day it is today?” “No?” “It’s national slap arson day” *slaps arson*

by Ur Bsf owl :) April 14, 2022

Slap ass friday

Slap as many ass's as possible on Friday Feb fith

*moans* how dare you its not even slap ass Friday😠😠😠

by Slapper of ass February 4, 2021

slapping the bible

Masterbating

Dude I just walked in on Jeff slapping the Bible.

by Joshua MM August 25, 2018