Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

SLAP

Sounds Like A Plan.... SLAP

When wanting to make plans with a friend

“Hey wanna grab lunch”
“Alright slap”

by Hey hello hi January 26, 2021

slap royale

the modt boring, and shitty game to ever fucking exist

slap royale and detonator fucking suck

by Mxghty December 7, 2024

Battery Slap

A battery slap is an attack commonly used by cretins to stun their opponents. To perform the battery slap, creep up behind your victim and hit them on the back of their head with the wires of your battery pack. This will stun them for 3 moves, allowing you to do a follow up attack, such as a bean slap.

Person A: ...
Person B: “watch, I’ll battery slap them.”
-slap-
Person A: “ahhh help, I’m stunned and can’t defend myself!”

by KingPrimo November 28, 2019

SLAP

The acronym for, "Sounds Like A Plan"

Him: Yo..what's up bro. I have a couple bottles of champagne. You want to pick up these girls and go to the jacuzzi?
Friend: Oh damn slap dog! Come pick me up!

Her: After I drop these kids off girl, we gonna go get our nails and are hair did and go to the club!
Friend: ooo Slapppp..
Aww yeah..we gonna tear it up tonight boo!

by SeanathonAllDay February 25, 2020

March Slap Ass

this is the third month of the year and because the word ass has 3 letter this month will be dedicated to slap asses ad is not Gay slap friends girls everyone you know

me:I slapped a girls ass and she got mad I told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.

Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.

by /v/-tan November 20, 2024