Pterodactyl Slap

Like getting Turkey Slapped but by one HELL of a monster burd

"Like, ohmaayygooodddd, BMo says he's gonna Pterodactyl Slap me with his Late Jurassic dino dingus"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"

by thebeemdreem September 09, 2020

Douche-slap

A slap exclusively for douche bags.

that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!

by zaido May 19, 2011

couch slap

when some person slaps another persons couch.

Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.

by RJ, Jacek December 01, 2007

Slap a Millie Walker day

On 17th November you should slap anybody named Millie walker or bully them

Slap a Millie Walker day is where you slap a Millie walker

by MB123_7mb9 November 16, 2020

Slap away

Slap everyone who is taller than you

Short friend: guess what

Taller friends : oh no
Shorter friend : I get to slap away

by Possum magic December 10, 2019

Slap the Box

To be said as a response to a retarded remark made by a friend or family member.

Ross " I went Tennesse when I was 7, it's nice have you been to America?"

Simon "yeah went to florida a few years ago, its amazing, have you ever been to America?"

Ross " errr slap the box mate."

by willziam December 22, 2013

Sign Slap

The term to describe someone slapping a sign that's been chatting utter shit.

"Oi is that the sign that's been chatting shit about you"

"Oi it is"

"Sign slap him Tony Blair"

by BangHimTony August 27, 2017