i have covid

I'm gonna fucking die

Hey! I have Covid! I'm gonna fucking die

by Le Human October 20, 2020

I want to be alone

When someone says this they don’t actually want to be alone, they want someone to be there for them and show the love and attention they deserves. Some people mistake this with a phrase that is for attention and manipulation.

Emma: I want to be alone
Jody: I’m not going to leave you alone, I’m going to be here for you

by Lowkeyyy. March 3, 2019

i am pool

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I am pool

by I am pool April 19, 2021

I-Man Syndrome

An ailment cause by the repeated return to the same shitty, overpriced bar because it's close by and no one can think of anywhere else to go. And there's probably a cover at Brennan's.

What the hell are we doing here? This shitty music is way too loud, old women keep stepping on my feet and I just paid $6.50 for a bottled Sam Adam's. Ugh, I think I'm coming down with I-Man Syndrome.

by JohnnyWaterbottle June 6, 2011

I dont like it!

A general response to use when someone tells you about something negative.

I wanted to come over and play foosball but I had to stay home with my old lady. "response" I dont like it!

by Dick fitswell February 4, 2004

I can't get no

Satisfaction

I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

by kHz33 May 27, 2021

i pulled a Santi

used by Access to Science students, when you barely scrape a pass on your test, and miraculously achieve a triple distinction in an assignment, therefore averaging an overall distinction for the unit.

"Oh man, I'm so lucky, I just found out I pulled a Santi in my unit # assessment!"

by n0teasy June 13, 2018