Phantom Nut Syndrome

Sensation that an amputated or otherwise missing testicle is still attached to the scrotum
For many years after that voracious squirrel chewed his left testicle off, Matt frequently had to check into the ER because of his phantom nut syndrome
by Hungry Squirrel October 09, 2008
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The RedWood Nut Hole

Inserting ones male genitals into da female vaginal area until the genitals are no longer visible and have sank into the vagina (including testicles)
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Sticky nut juice

Sticky nut flavored paste normally put in samiches along with jelly.
by Pasta Mann January 10, 2018
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Macadamian Nut Pudding

When you force your boyfriend to come into a cup, about halfway, mix it with alot of sugar, and serve it to your friends, and call it Macadamian Nut Pudding...taste great by the way...
The other day my friend threw up his Macadamian Nut Pudding.
by Miss November April 20, 2009
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nagasaki nut buster

while wearing a flight jacket, on an airplane, a japanese woman proceeds to scissor kick a man in the balls while he ejaculates on her face
Dude, totally got tossed off the plane after that girl gave me a nagasaki nut buster.

I'm on the no fly list after Yoshi gave me a Nagasaki nut buster
by nagasakinutbuster October 18, 2010
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Wants my nuts

1. When a person is attracted to you, wants to get in your pants, wants to have sex with you. Doesn't necessarily have to be a guy saying it.

2. May be used as a joke with close friends that may or may not be crushing on you.

3. Wants to eat your walnuts, peanuts, cashews, mixed nuts, etc.
1. "Yeah, she wants my nuts bad..."

1. "He waited outside for an hour for me to get off work. He must really want my nuts!"

2. Sarah-"You know you want my nuts..."

Ashley-"You know it, Babe!"

3. "I knew she wanted my nuts! She ate the whole bag!"
by Ruffgirl September 26, 2009
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honey no nut cheerios

When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.
Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.
by john stromboli September 07, 2020
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