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slapping the sack

When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack
Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.
by Jameshasahugecock May 13, 2018
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Slap

To have sex with/to "smash"
Aye bro you gotta slap that, she bad.
by Brodo. August 20, 2022
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Slap

Usage: "Meet me by the fountain, slap me on the patio"

"OK, slap!"
by Butt Lane Barry August 14, 2021
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National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020
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moob slap

when a man slaps his huge fat titties while dancing around like a fucking idiot
my little brother was moob slapping at a mexico resort and no bitches wanted him
by glooks46 June 22, 2022
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Chinese Fire Slap

When you make a 360 degree turn and then proceed to firmly place your hand across (preferably) the persons face, imprinting your handprint on their face for 1-3 days.
Man, Tyler just chinese fire slapped that weird kid ahmet. His face finna look like a tomato for the next 2 days!
by EDP(.)(.)6969 October 10, 2018
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cracker slapped

A cracker slap is getting slapped with a cracker by a cracker.
by i'm babi January 30, 2024
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