fat boy syndrome

When all of your pictures on online dating sites do not indicate your actual girth and you say "Oh, my only disappointment is I am a husky guy" or something to that effect. This progresses into you taking out your insecurities on possible dating options and attempting to be far more sexual through mediums like the internet or texting, then you actually are in real life to overcompensate. This also leads to you not even allowing the process to progress anywhere because you are so use to people not giving you a chance because of your past rejection, presumably due to how you look. Defensiveness and oversensitivity ensues.

(see also: fat girl syndrome)

A guy I met at the bar from a dating site that totally had fat boy syndrome.

by clavicle8 May 25, 2011

Fat furry snake

Long for ffs. 😂

Your an ffs

What?!
Your a fat furry snake😂😂

by FATFURRYSNAKE January 20, 2019

Big Fat Rock

Big Fat Rock of cocaine.

1."Yo man, I just gotta tell ya somethin..I smoke rocks!."

2.White and fat.

3. Wide eyed and tweaked.

by Lismon Simon Dimentchee (LSD) August 12, 2004

Fat apple scrapple

Junk in the trunk. Baby got back.

Jamie's got that fat apple scrapple. Girl's lookin good.

by Jwar5057 November 24, 2009

Taking the Fat Chick

It's like being the team player. Taking the responsibility that no one else wants to take, for the benefit of the other "team members."

While on a journey through the deserted island, Greg and his team decided they had to leave one member behind to scout for signs of civilization. They chose Danny to take the fat chick.

uses-
"Way to take the fat chick!"
"I'll take the fat chick!"
"He's taking the fat chick!"

by GuruPremier December 9, 2008

Cottage Cheese Fat

Basically, it's celulite

the lumpy-ness of cellulite on thighs resembles cottage cheese, giving you cottage cheese fat.

by fonesex June 14, 2007

fat people shoes

Pair of shoes worn out on the outer sides. Do to weight being carried.

If other then sneakers, shoe will rest on side rather then flat on sole.

Weight of individual can be determine depending on the tilt of shoe.

Wow, size 16 in that dressing room. I can tell by the fat people shoes.

by Luvmyfamily September 10, 2016