October 22

National make out day !!!! Grab a friend and smooch smooch in the nearest bathroom

“Yo I just made out with kylie!”
“NO FUCKIN WAY MY TURN BRO”
“I mean october 22 is national make out day!”

by Livinlikeslarry October 21, 2019

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October 23

The day where guy and girl best friends have to go on a date

Guy: wanna go on a date?
Girl: eww we’re just friends
Guy: but it’s October 23
Girl: fine

by GrumpyDolly19449385 October 21, 2019

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October 26

National call Shane a pussy day.

A day where you can call anyone with the name of Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.

Boy: hey Shane your a pussy.
Shane: hay? what was that for?
Boy: it’s October 26 I can call Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.

by Lord SKRAPPYASS October 21, 2019

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October 22

free hugs all day no questions asked. especially for Zac and Charlie

Charlie: hey you know what....
Zac: no what
Charlie: its October 22nd
Zac: what does that mean
Charlie: I can hug u, no questions asked
Zac: yay! my favorite day

by swaggygal04 October 21, 2019

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October 22

Slap the kid who skipped school yesterday day. You can slap the midget looser who skipped school yesterday as much as you want without getting in trouble.

Ky:”why is everyone slapping me”
Everyone:”because It’s October 22 and you are a midget looser who missed school yesterday”

by Slangboi October 21, 2019

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