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Cake Sauce

Awesome or Sweet, so good you can almost taste it. A series of awesome events.
Saturday was Cake Sauce, got breakfast in bed, tickets to the game and a blow job!
by thehammer70 February 22, 2014
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Flat-Caking

A non-sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat-caking with my boys.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
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matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.
Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.
by fagggatron November 22, 2021
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cake and stare

An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.
Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.
by JedBadley May 25, 2021
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crunchy cake

When you slap your significant others ass and it sounds hollow.... basically shes a stick bug
Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old
by 123sheshe September 23, 2019
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funnel cake special

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.
Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.
by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023
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sandy crab cake

When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.
by Sandycrabcakes-r-us June 8, 2016
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