by thehammer70 February 22, 2014

A non-sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.
by fagggatron November 22, 2021

An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.
Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.
by JedBadley May 25, 2021

Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old
by 123sheshe September 23, 2019

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.
by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023

When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.
by Sandycrabcakes-r-us June 8, 2016
