Gallon guy

A high school guy typically a junior or senior who carries around a gallon of water and tries to beef with younger guys,females or other guys for no reason and then are all y’all. they all drive lifted trucks
Person 1: hey who are those seniors beefing with a sophomore 5 v1?

Person 2: that’s just the gallon guys, classic.
by Theboyinstripedtimbs October 19, 2018
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sweatpants guy

a guy on a bus who wears sweatpants everyday. the guy usually has spanish heritage, glasses, and dyed hair. he's also the best guy ever. sweatpants guys try to seem cool to no one by doing minor things such as wearing only one strap of their backpacks. sweatpants guys may or may not be emo as well.
ren: sweatpants guy wasn't on the bus today!!!

bronk: oh no!!!

ren: i'm so sad!!!
by Spoopy eclipse December 21, 2021
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Gay Straight Guy

Someone who acts gay but is actually straight.
Ya see that Gay Straight Guy over there? He acts so fucking gay.
by EreaSariae November 19, 2017
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guy studying

Leaving everything until the last possible moment then pulling a 24 hour study-a-thon.
Isn't joey ment to be at football practice tonight?
No he can't he's guy studying for his paper due tomorrow.
by Chenko November 05, 2013
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Family guy-tis

When you've watched so much family guy that your internal monologue is stuck as the voices for the characters. Extra points if it's cleveland.
-"I can't sleep."
"Why not?"
-"I have family guy-tis. all I can hear are the family guy characters"
by CJ-CRINKLE August 06, 2024
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black guy bullseye

The perpetual target black men have on them their entire life. They are forced to survive in poor communities, harassed by law enforcement, are incarcerated at high rates, suffer job discrimination, receive poor medical care and have shorter life spans. black man, African-American, black male, brothers, inner city, ghetto, prison, discrimination, racism, black on black crime, law enforcement, cops, slavery, Jim Crow, segregation, mass incarceration, preschool to prison pipeline, the Black Codes, Dred Scott, the Deep South
Every evening when I come home from work, a police car is always in my rearview mirror. I've never been to jail, don't have a record and my tags are up to date. What gives man?! Joe, you aint trippin, you got the black guy bullseye on you.
by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016
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Self help guys

Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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