queer eye for the straight guy

Reality TV program in which five men, expert in such fields as fashion, cooking, decorating and suchlike, take on the task of improving the lifestyle and living conditions of another man; All five are homosexual and with one exception rather camp, and the makeover subject is always straight.

Although entertaining, educational and sometimes amusing, it carries the unspoken message that straight men are in the main uncouth, untidy and useless at choosing clothes and cooking.

A:"you know, I never realised that I shave like I'm in a race or something"
B:"What? Like the guys on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' say it all the time."
pause.
B:"Probably true, though."

by D F Stuckey July 10, 2004

Blessed my eyes

Something naked or nude has made your eyes feel holy.

Her ass just Blessed my eyes when she was naked- Her ass is like omg

by Jadewillseethis April 25, 2020

Devils Eye drop

When shampoo is directly inserted into the pupil of your eye.

Or
When jizz is shot into the eye of your opponent.

I got the Devils eye drop in the shower today.

Or
I gave my ex-wife the Devils eye drop. That's why she's my ex-wife.

by Donationsplz September 28, 2016

Pumping the Brown Eye

Anal sex, a humorous way to talk about it and works very well as a catchphrase. Useful to lighten the mood at work especially with physical labor.

Pfister: "Hey Jeff how's it going on the pipes?"

Jeff: "Just Pumping the Brown Eye" ;)

by PhFister July 20, 2010

Oingo boingo eyes

Eyes that have the ability to change color depending on what is worn or seen.

Caitlin: "Dad, what color eyes do you have?"

Dad: "well, they don't have a constant color. So I'd say I have oingo boingo eyes."

by CMarie23 May 09, 2013

Metal in my Eye

When a robot shoots its load in your face and you get metal (cum) in your eye

I’m gonna wank a robot off in my face tonight as I want some metal in my eye

by Fredwestsgardener March 15, 2019

There is more than meets the eye

- there are things underneath that are more important than those things you get to see actually i.e. character or stuff like like (i´m full of it now, iiii know, sorryyyyy:))

..There is more than meets the eye, I see the soul that is inside.. (crap anyways) - Avril Lavigne´s Sk8er boi

by lukka January 24, 2005