Roni John Farinas 

Roni (RJ) Farinas is a basketball player that loves LEBRON. Roni is a shifty guard who loves to shoot that damn ball.

"Dont let Roni John Farinas shoot"

Roni John Farinas by bizzyerMCjigerBandzzzz April 17, 2023

Dylan John Darron Fearnley 

Dylan, better known as "monkey" or "great ape" is a young christian teenager with hopes of becoming a ufc champion.
He thinks he can fight and batter anyone or anything. he abuses his friends for the fun of it and challenges them to brutal combat. He is usually seen with the neeks as he is one himself. his appearance is a lanky big eared monkey

Look, its Dylan John Darron Fearnley climbing a tree, what a monkey.

Dylan John Darron Fearnley by ManyYellowMen May 10, 2023

dear john special 

when a guy creeps the shit outta evrey girl he talk to and make them so scared to talk to any other guy bc they r traumatized of he is doing so you ghoust him.

i was talking to jack and i got the dear john special.

dear john special by big daddy fucker1989 May 11, 2023

Diddly-John 

1. Diddly-John is another name to describe your testicles.

2. It can also be used as an exclamatory remark (in place of things like ‘wow!’)

1.
Mom: ‘Did you remember to wash your Diddly-John’s in the shower?’
Son: ‘Why yes! I did!’

2.
Dan: ‘Holy crap! That guy’s car almost hit us!’
Paul: ‘Diddly-John! That was a close one!’

Diddly-John by toosillyforthisworld June 22, 2023

ASDA john 

He's a right scruffy ASDA john he is

There's always a scruffy chap named ASDA John at every ASDA store that's always begging other fellow employees at brake times,this individual is commonly known as an ASDA john

ASDA john by Fagnubfingers September 1, 2023

robert karl jahns 

A homo sexual kid(s) that don't understand the world and thinks they are cool.

My son is getting bullied at school by a real robert karl jahns

robert karl jahns by bubbi December 30, 2009

Big Papa John 

Guy who has lots of sex and rides motorbikes

Bro, you're just like "big papa john"

Big Papa John by lrallis May 27, 2016