by secretdog December 17, 2010
Get the New Yorkingmug. originated and mastered by Josh Estes, this delicious sex manuever originates from New Hampshire and is similar in nature to the cleveland steamer and captain sanchez, only cooler...when butt ramming a girl, you are at the point of nutting and you judo chop her in the back of the neck, causing a short but potent black out. At this point, you drop a fat nasty deuce all over her back, legs and butt. Then with your sweet goatee, you proceed to "paint" feces all over her body, using quick and long strokes, similar to Pablo Picasso's early work. Very artistic!
"me and Steve went to a new hampshire picasso party last weekend and we noticed Jose lying on the kitchen floor unresponsive and smelling like indian food but we didnt think much of it"
by pat swayze May 3, 2008
Get the New Hampshire PicAssomug. The most undeserving superbowl football winners ever made in the NFL. they are a bunch of assholes who pay refs to put calls their way and win games when they really just suck ass. How about that 2009 NFC championship game against the Vikings? don't tell me that wasnt a rigged game, A pass that was clearly on the ground counted as a catch, a pass interference call on chad greenway when he never touched the pussy reciever, but the ref called it anyway because he was payed. then a 4th down run that was reviewd and the guy fumbled the ball and they gave it to them anyway. in other words, the New Orleans Saints are the most hated team in the NFL and they should burn in hell with their faggot ass coach.
Me: anyone else see that NFC championship game last night?
friend: yeah it was so rigged sean payton is a stupid bitch who can't honestly win a superbowl.
Me: ik fuck the New orleans saints
friend: yeah it was so rigged sean payton is a stupid bitch who can't honestly win a superbowl.
Me: ik fuck the New orleans saints
by suckmydryballs November 3, 2011
Get the New orleans saintsmug. 
the act of receiving a larger orifice next to the original rectum through the process of raging ripping.
Person 1: Hey, how'd you like the book I lent you?
Person 2: I really liked the part when Satan came up to you and ripped a new asshole.
Person 1: Oh yeah. That was my favorite part as well.
Person 2: I really liked the part when Satan came up to you and ripped a new asshole.
Person 1: Oh yeah. That was my favorite part as well.
by LickNeandro December 26, 2011
Get the ripped a new assholemug. John: hey is that a new phone!
Dave: Yeah got it yesterday! Here look.
(drops phone uncoolly whilst showing it off to his mate)
Dave: Damn it!
(checks it over thoroughly to make sure its still intact!)
** Classic case of new phone syndrome! Give it a week. **
Dave: Yeah got it yesterday! Here look.
(drops phone uncoolly whilst showing it off to his mate)
Dave: Damn it!
(checks it over thoroughly to make sure its still intact!)
** Classic case of new phone syndrome! Give it a week. **
by Bukk Trend April 2, 2011
Get the new phone syndromemug. There are hundreds of New Jersey Waterproofers!
by Paul Thornton November 27, 2007
Get the new jersey waterproofersmug.