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Chocolate Eclair

When you take a nice, long, hard shit and hollow out the core so you can then masturbate into the poopy. This resembles a chocolate eclair because the poopy is the outter chocolate donut and the semen on the inside is the pastry cream.
Last night I was bored so I made a chocolate eclair at home
by scaldie April 1, 2023
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Chocolate Ice Cream Tsunami

An act preformed by a couple usually during sexual inter course, where the male shits and ejaculates into the females vagina. The female then proceeds to squirt and queef the creamy matter onto her partners face.
"dude, my girlfriend gave me a chocolate ice cream tsunami last night when we were going at it"
by Bobby fue May 31, 2024
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Chocolate ice cream tsunami

An act usually preformed during sexual intercourse between a male and a female. The male starts by ejaculating and pooping into the females vagina. The female then queefs and squirts the ice cream like liquid onto the males face where he proceeds to eat it.
“Dude, me and my girl were going at it last night, and she said she wanted to give me a chocolate ice cream tsunami!”
by Jack wang May 31, 2024
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Chocolate ice cream tsunami

An act usually preformed during sexual intercourse between a male and a female. The male poops and ejaculates into the females vagina. The female then squirts and queefs at the same time forcing the ice cream like liquid onto the males face. The male proceeds to eat the mixture.
“Dude, me and my girl were going at it last night and she gave me a chocolate ice cream tsunami.”
by Jack wang May 31, 2024
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Dark Chocolate People

A person who looks like they are entirely made out of Dark chocolate, especially dark chocolate.
Now what were they called again..... Oh I know it! Those kind of people are called Dark Chocolate People!
by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024
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Peasant Chocolate

The chocolate candy leftover from Halloween that nobody wanted.
Would you like to pick some Peasant Chocolate from this bowl? :-)
by Spontaneously funny RN June 10, 2024
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