Northern Blue Vein

A variation of the "Trouser Land Pike", the "Northern Blue Vein" results from the ingestion of excessive quantities of drugs targeting E.D.

"Jeezus Bill, I got a Northern Blue Vein here that wont quit ! I dont know whether to call the guinness book of world records, or get my ass to the E.R."

by smoother1 November 27, 2009

Blue Mountain Bigot

Someone who refuses to drink anything but Coors Light.

Make sure you get Coors light for Jeff, he's a blue mountain bigot.

by Turbokirbo55 November 8, 2010

power bar blues

(noun)
--A common term used by athletes. When one eats a power protein bar, which causes them to crap alot.

"Hey man, how was the game?"

"Well we won, but afterwards I had the power bar blues."

"Ouch."

by LAINE. October 15, 2008

blue eared elephant

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.

"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."

by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.

"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"

by jdrummerb December 13, 2014

big blue jay

A man who cries himself to sleep when his mom forgets to cut the crust off of his turkey sandwich

"Randy is still crying?? Wow, what a big blue jay.."

by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

Blue Collar Ballerinas

A common sub-species of stripper, native to parts with high unemployment rates and trailer parks. Usually the worst kind of stripper.

"Hey man, want to Beavers?"
"Fuck no, that place is filled with blue collar ballerinas!"

by cat_master1985 August 10, 2015