Gives you moment by moment blessings. He is worshipped for being a skinny/tall kind of statue. The typical James has brown or dirty blonde hair and you will rarely fall for the ones with black hair. You want him when unfortunately 70 other girls are applying for that position. He will never live up to what a faithful lover is and will most def commit adultery with you in the first month together
by Happy Christian December 27, 2020

by Titsuro November 21, 2021

Annoying mf, sometimes acts like a little kid and brings up old memes that aren't funny, James are annoying aff
by 92728299282 November 13, 2022

A very popular guy who is pretty much unattainable. All the girls want him and go psycho when the realization sets in that they are just a joke. If you marry him his already wife will message you to inform you that she is his wife and that's when you say.... well ..... OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW. He is now your wasbend...
by Urmom916! April 14, 2025

by OfficialURBANDictionary123 July 18, 2023

annoying little rats (Mankywave) who cant stop praising James. they want to suck his moist crummy toes so much it would satisfy them. they always use screenshots of James instead of emojis.
by A suspicious blobfish July 29, 2022

not only is this man the purple wiggle, but he’s just a god among men. his hair alone is a national treasure, his biceps sculpted by the gods and his hair? brad mondo could never. sexy, cool and wifey material. also has a cult.
by Lolslsksks June 5, 2022
