qszwdxefcrgvthbyjnukmil,o;.p'/

When you reach the most extreme boredom level of all time and wish that you could leave the planet Earth.

John: I'm so bored. I just typed qszwdxefcrgvthbyjnukmil,o;.p'/

by BarnOwl416 March 31, 2023

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jack-o-ween

The most legendary Halloween party. Creatively created from combining jack-o’-lantern and halloween in the most obviously sexual way possible. Get it? jack-o-ween? Jack a wein? See!

The boys: Hey girls! Are you going to jack-o-ween tonight?

Girls: Of course! It’s the best party every year!

by Armpit Butter October 20, 2021

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Homie I O U

Homie I O U: pleading the 3rd to pay or not pay you later…

Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”

Homie I O U…

by Bigbirddebelen June 19, 2022

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the yolk-o ono

The act of cracking an egg in bed and smearing the yolk across the pillow, followed by soiling one self as a sexual act.

This act is described briefly in the graphic novel 'Familiar Face' by Canadian comic book artist Michael DeForge

She did the yolk-o ono in an act of unbridled arousal. He wretched in disgust.

by Omelee June 19, 2023

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