Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

Guy

Also a Fast growing army, like Greg! If you are Guy you probably know a Greg

What’s up Guy!

by Iamtrulyguy August 13, 2019

guy thicc

Like the term thicc, but used for men not women

Person: he is so hot
Person 2: damn he’s guy thicc

by Love10Aly May 30, 2018

Salad Guy

(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.

A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.

You know that guy Zach? Yeah man, he's a total "Salad Guy"

by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018

ayy you guys

a greeting that is from the goonies and a character called sloth with a deformed face that was popularized as a joke or meme and is used as a joke term

you are trying to make a funny entrance to large group "Ayy you guys"

by Naughtopus June 4, 2018

Get-With Guy

The male equivalent to a Get-With Girl. (Refer to definition under "Get-With Girl.")

Get-With Guy: Refer to example under Get-With Girl.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? June 5, 2018

calamari guy

Referring to a man whom is uncircumcised

Oh no here comes calamari guy

by Cloey money June 8, 2018