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Kelp gods

All hail the kelp gods
by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021
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God-pire

n. A vampire with an extreme God complex to the point of believing himself to be God.

n. One who uses others to make themselves feel more relevant; deceptive, manipulative person.

God-pires are usually drawn to weak minded, usually gullible and kind people.
The God-pire turned millions of people into vampires, making them his followers.

That guy was such a god-pire; all he did was use you.
by Sheepii July 25, 2011
mugGet the God-piremug.

god

chad: "you man you're a god!"
twink: "fuck ya i am!"
by hotgayemo September 4, 2022
mugGet the godmug.

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022
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good morning and god bless

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.
"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"
by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018
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Vampire GOD

the leader of the Vampire guild its a secret society that come out at night time to mingle with the people the society is so secret that noone every sees them around the leader of the vampres guild has never been seen around
by 201HH April 8, 2024
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Elder God

So elite humans don't interest you, only your own creations.
He's given up on people, he's an Elder God now.
by Kmanisles September 14, 2025
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