chocolate slug

When someone sucks a turd out of someone else’s asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd has no ridges or lumps.

“Oh I think I might need to shit soon.”
“You want me to give you a chocolate slug?”

by squishsquishpanties May 18, 2025

Titty chocolate

When you have chocolate on your tittie.

When you are eating a lot of chocolate and you look down and see a little that dripped on your boobie and you just got to lick that titty... Titty chocolate

by JohnTheLongJohn December 17, 2016

chocolate feast

(Verb) Gang rape by a group of African-American males

Person who haveth been gangraped: Dude something happened
Other person: What?
Person who haveth been gangraped: I got chocolate feasted by 5 guys

by Vaacif January 23, 2018

Chocolate fairy

A girl who gives out chocolate for no apparent reasons

Omg it’s rubi the chocolate fairy

Ya she’s gives chocolate to me in English class 😍

by Some big fuck Olivia September 28, 2022

Chocolate Lincoln

When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.

The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.

by Lincolns Logs November 9, 2023

chocolate therapist

Absolutely stellar ice cream flavor and/or nickname for your significant who is a POC and just so happens to be a therapist.

Ex 1: the sun is out, the birds are chirping, and i got a pint of that chocolate therapist. Life is great
Ex 2: god i can’t wait to go home and see my chocolate therapist.

by Brotha Sig September 20, 2025

Chocolate Anchor

A metaphor for describing what is inside a severely constipated individual who has not had a bowel movement in at least five days. A malady frequently associated with fussy or fastidious individuals when they travel.

I have not gone number 2 in a week and I feel like I am hauling around a chocolate anchor.

by MarriedtoMILF February 7, 2021