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clit slapped

When a girl heavily flirts with a guy or leads him on, and then abruptly disappears or abandons him just before he makes his move to close the deal.
John (at a party): "Dude, this chick was all over me for like three hours. It was a slam dunk that I was gonna bang her, but then she goes to the bathroom and leaves the party with her girlfriend without saying a word to me."

Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."
by toddmatt September 17, 2013
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National Slap Faith Day

May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)
Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!
by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023
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Bannock-Slap

A way female elders of the native American Persuasion punish the ones they are responsible for punishing, For using frybread (fried bannock or baked bannock to strike the baloney out of the mouth of them youngsters.
His granny said hes get a bannock-slap if he kept beating on hid siblings.
by Habeas Corpsus 204/431 October 25, 2022
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slap the ham

Omg! Slap the ham! ✋🏻🥩
by starlights7421 May 22, 2021
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National Slap Ass Day

On December 4th its national slap ass day . Boys can slap and grip a girls ass next time they see each other
Boy :nice ass *slap and grip girls ass*

Girl: why?
Boy:its national slap ass day
by Superslimmshady December 4, 2021
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Slap That

When you see the most prime little medium wage home in the suburbs that is inhabited by average Joe’s and you know you’re about to sell them whatever you want.
“Hey homie, you see 5909 over there with the Nissan Altima out front, I’m about to Slap That so quickly.”
by BeanBottaBoom May 4, 2021
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