(A.) When a person used to be a really ugly kid, but then later turned out to be really good-looking.
by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004
Get the Ugly Duckling Syndrome mug.When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.
Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.
by spcghdfj January 14, 2010
Get the Perverted Ear Syndrome mug.1. a genetic disorder in which a womans lady parts are so cavernous you could go splunking in them.
2. sloppy vagine aka the puffer.
3. the loose goose; the BIG C; moms everywhere.
2. sloppy vagine aka the puffer.
3. the loose goose; the BIG C; moms everywhere.
Octo-mom's got a severe case of The Lazy Lip Syndrome.
I almost lost my watch today...fucking Lazy Lip Syndrome.
Barbie keeps telling me I have The Gerk, but that skank's got The Lazy Lip Syndrome bad. Anatomically correct my ass!
He wouldn't know a Lazy Lip Syndrome if it slapped him across the face.
I almost lost my watch today...fucking Lazy Lip Syndrome.
Barbie keeps telling me I have The Gerk, but that skank's got The Lazy Lip Syndrome bad. Anatomically correct my ass!
He wouldn't know a Lazy Lip Syndrome if it slapped him across the face.
by Mode, Burl, Junk, RamZ July 18, 2010
Get the lazy lip syndrome mug.after sexual intercourse, the semen dries on the tip of the penis and seals it. This goes unnoticed until the man decides to pee. When standing over the toilet and starting to go, this seal is partially broken and you end up peeing all over your leg and the floor.
It is the same effect as pinching the end of a garden hose to make the stream change direction.
It is the same effect as pinching the end of a garden hose to make the stream change direction.
Her: "Why is your pee all over the bathroom floor? Can't you hit the target?"
Him: "It's not my fault, I had garden hose syndrome."
Him: "It's not my fault, I had garden hose syndrome."
by Bruce S January 2, 2009
Get the garden hose syndrome mug.Used to describe any situation or place that suffers a sudden influx of people for no explicable reason, like those piling into a clown car.
by Trotbot April 3, 2009
Get the Clown Car Syndrome mug.Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome (aka MWS) occurs when a Minecraft player (see Minecrafter) dies in a cave via zombie invasion, spider attack, skeleton sniping, or even creeper terrorism and loses all of his ores/tools/weapons/armor/materials and respawns above ground, forcing him to go back into the maze of a cave system. If said Minecrafter dies a second time, then a third, before finding his items, a feeling of hopelessness comes into the mind. The Minecrafter then withdraws away from the game (something very difficult to do) for 1 hour to two months, depending on the items in the Minecrafter's inventory.
Tom: "Hey Dan, why are you looking so down? Got Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome?"
Dan: "I just lost my diamond armor in Minecraft."
Tom: "Dude, that's harsh. How long have you been off?"
Dan: "Three years."
Dan: "I just lost my diamond armor in Minecraft."
Tom: "Dude, that's harsh. How long have you been off?"
Dan: "Three years."
by Cosbino April 19, 2013
Get the Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome mug.A condition which results in constant irritability. The most common symptoms of this disease include a predisposition towards being easily offended, hurt, with an affinity for holding grudges, and general discomfort for the sufferer and everyone within earshot
by HeyZeusChristo September 24, 2014
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