Its what a confident woman does after realizing her sister is satans spawn, she bitch slaps that whore back into the nuclear shit hole she came from, walks away with an explosion in the background.
"why wont anyone listen to me, i want these roses and why arent you telling me how amazing i am, i am a princess this is my wedding, i can be mean and a dick if i want to and no one can say anything"
*younger sister walks up to dick face sister, raises a hand and bitch slaps that whore, walks confidently through the doors to leave the wedding*
*younger sister walks up to dick face sister, raises a hand and bitch slaps that whore, walks confidently through the doors to leave the wedding*
by stack_it_up_jenga September 21, 2020

by anonymous March 29, 2022

me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)
Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!
Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.
Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!
Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.
Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
by Nina Simone November 21, 2021

by ddefrmda45 June 28, 2022

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

by urbydef_21 February 9, 2021

by slapman9 March 9, 2022
