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fat-bottomed girl

A type of blunt noted for its wide, stunted appearance and densely packed smoking material (usually marijuana).

Word officially coined 05-09-2008 when one young minister attempted to put words to his blunt-rolling frustrations. Each time he would roll a blunt, he would grind a certain amount of Weed and then the tobacco leaf would tear in the final stages of rolling. In this situation, the young reverend found that his blunt was too thin to hold all the Weed he had ground, and still maintain the dimensions of a typical blunt. Throwing caution to the wind, the young clergyman packed the remaining Weed into the thin half blunt, causing it to bulge with being packed. The young minister decided that he liked this new type of blunt mistakes had led him to roll, and he sought to name it. He looked to a shrine of Freddie Mercury he has in his room, and decided to name the new blunt after the Queen song "Fat-Bottomed Girls."
"I got upset that I ripped my blunt right when I was finishing it up, but then I realized that I could pack the Weed into the remaining bottom half, and smoke a fat-bottomed girl."

"Wow, that's one thick fat-bottomed girl."
by OperaGhost May 10, 2008
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Fat Asian Guy

Fat Asian Guy - F.A.G. - Also known as FAD (F.A.D. - Fat Asian Dude), used frequently in asian music videos, depicting a man in his early 20's leading a useless life, becoming a burden to people, or getting dumped.
The expression can be used to describe such people, even if said people is not of Asian birth!

*Discriminatory not intended*
Sometimes I could use a Fat Asian Guy, like when you have to get away from somewhere you can block the way with them! At least that way they could be useful for once!
by Worfeed September 26, 2010
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big fat cunt

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by Ungespielt September 23, 2017
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fat baby duck

A cute little duck that is fat...TO CUTEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍🐥🐥🐥
by ......PFFFFFFFFF UwU December 10, 2019
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Fat finger delay

To cause delay by not typing something correctly.
The router configuration took an extra hour to finish because of a fat finger delay.
by Jamesman December 24, 2008
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smashing fat chicks

Smashing Fat Chicks: to smash a chick of at least double the male counterpart's weight (obviously, more is preferable). The skankier, the smellier, the hairier the trick, the better. Also, must be willing to roll out on a moment's notice.
Smashing Fat Chicks: "Trick, you better be willing to let me smash your skank-ass-hairy-smelly-trick-bitch booty before we roll out to do some ass-to-mouth while I drive your bitch-ass to the salon so you can trick up your fat 'do."
by hookedonfonics January 14, 2010
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fat head fred

One of the many drug dealers on rhode island ave in D.C. Has a fat ass melon for a head and is fond of animals.
Me:Yo chris lets go beat down fat head fred for that vicious ass north face he got.
Chris:aight son lets call paul and hobo first for back up then we goin to beat down slummy.
Me:thats cool wit me, we can sell that green bike he got on ebay for 55 dollars.
by zxulu the big lip bandit October 21, 2004
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