Dragon’s Kiss

After eating spicy noodles, you fart while the fan is on and the smell comes back and kisses you.

I was awoken by the sounds of thunder on a warm summer evening only to realize I had been slain by a dragon’s kiss.

by Bald Ego September 21, 2022

Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018

national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022

Inuit kiss

Wiping your ass with a wet wipe which has been cooled in the freezer.
Especially pleasant after large and/or spicy shits.

“Barry grab me those wet wipes from the freezer, I’m about to give birth to that Vindaloo from last night and will need an Inuit kiss to cool off my ringpiece”

by Weaselworth November 11, 2022

Whale kissing

When two people have their buttholes touch while making whale sounds

Micaela, I loved hearing you and Cody whale kissing last night. I thought Netflix auto played Our Planet.

by CorneliusTheGreat September 18, 2022

Dementors Kiss

When you are with a partner with a hoodie on you pull their hood up over their head pulling the strings until only their mouth is exposed and you fuck said partners mouth until completion

Sandy got high and gave Bobby a Dementors Kiss for his birthday

by Solmander December 10, 2022

Purple Kiss

A purple kiss is when a male touches his nipple to a girl's butthole.

Girl 1: me and my boyfriend had so much fun last night

Girl 2: Really? What did you guys do?

Girl 1: He gave me a purple kiss. it was magical. :)

Girl 2: I want to give my girl a purple kiss

by IovecoIors on twitter May 18, 2021