Green Wank

1. When an individual, organization, or political group promotes or implements a seemingly eco-friendly initiative that is more about self-satisfaction or public image than delivering meaningful environmental benefits. Often overlooks practical solutions or creates unintended negative consequences elsewhere.
2. When an individual or group engages in performative or self-indulgent environmental actions that are designed to make them feel good or look virtuous but provide little to no actual environmental benefit.
3. A form of virtue signaling disguised as eco-consciousness.

See also Green Wash.

The Green Party proposing to reduce local sheep farming, even though it’s more sustainable here and the alternative is importing lamb from halfway around the world, is classic Green Wank.

by AuthenticFake December 2, 2024

Green

Your cheesy or you don’t stick to ur word and lastly it’s not a good thing

Bruh why didn’t you give me my juul ur so green

by Syvl August 9, 2019

Tanner green

Bitch ass virgin with a 2 inch dick (gay for carter hasket)

Tanner green is so bad at baseball he couldn’t even make the team.

by Hsidnfbaor April 3, 2019

Green

When a person is freaking out, panicked or "out of their mind." Derived from "greening out" on marijuana.

Bro these guys have my fort surrounded and one guy has the gold scar dude I'm so green right now

by mekhydro May 7, 2018

Got me green

To be disgusting

Nasty
Making someone uncomfortable and grossed out

Nah bruh that bihh ugly Ian smash y’all got me green

by Lil lil chicken bitch June 11, 2018

Green

Another way of saying can you do me a solid or favor.

Can you do me a green?

by EvoLXIX September 26, 2019

Green Salami

Salami that is green.

Hey Ben, what do you call salami that is green?
I don't know, mold?
No, Green Salami.

by Toilet Deer November 6, 2020