Chocolate Cursive

A variant on old-English cursive commonly used when putting icing on cake.

"HAPPY Birthday Slut" is Chocolate Cursive for "HAPPY Birthday (insert friend's name here)".

by I Told You Edward January 13, 2013

Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.

“Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”

by ballknower44 February 16, 2025

Hudson Hot Chocolate

When a black girl sits on your face and shits in your mouth.

Last night Shaniqua gave me a Hudson Hot Chocolate and it was wicked pissah.

by Hudson Hoe Handler July 22, 2018

Sweet Chocolate Starfish

The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.

4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*

by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023

Chocolate Kenny

When a white person falls for a black person

“Did you see George’s new girlfriend?” “The black girl, yeah. Bro took a chocolate Kenny”

by dragonvaleenjoyer February 28, 2024

Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Chocolate Milkshake

Cumming then taking a shit in someones mouth

I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021