Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

Cake and games

A harmless way to spend Friday afternoons in 13AM, until someone brings a shit cake and no one wants to call them out for it, or Will Jackson has eaten the whole thing.

"why is no one in form for cake and games yet again?"

by jaaackem April 02, 2019

diversity cake

The predictably formulaic ingredients of a programme or ad where almost every group is somehow represented almost as if someone was baking a cake... add a black guy
Few sprinkles of gay
Pinch of disability
Crack a few straight white males
And mix with female lead and bake on channel 11 for half an hour

Oh gawd did you see that ad? Another diversity cake baked and ready to go

by Big aldo February 08, 2020

Air Cake

Cunnilingus on an air hockey table.

For their anniversary, Dick gave Jane an air cake.

by johnnyc112 March 27, 2011

ugly cake

When you fuck someone that wears too much makeup and you are forced to remember her by the makeup of cake build up on your pillow.

"Dude, you got to stop fucking those chicks. I see the ugly cake on your pillow every weekend."

by Wet Mango December 13, 2018

There's still cake in the fridge

That two people just got married or started a relationship

There's still cake in the fridge I can't believe John is cheating on Emma

by Chaoticbasementchild October 11, 2020

limor cake

A notorious dessert that borders on the excessive, known for its overwhelming assembly of sugary components. This cake is not for the faint of heart; it is a dense, chaotic concoction crammed with an array of sweets such as marshmallows, gummy worms, Oreos, and an excessive layering of icing and rainbow sprinkles. The Limor Cake is the antithesis of subtlety, often eliciting a mix of fascination and revulsion with its garish display of confectionery overload. It serves as a jarring testament to culinary extravagance gone awry, typically reserved for those daring enough to challenge their palate and sugar tolerance in equal measure

Person A: "What was that cake called again, the one at the party last night?"
Person B: "Limor Cake. Why?"
Person A: "Steve... he tried it. He joked about it being his last meal because of all the sugar."
Person B: "Oh no, don't tell me..."
Person A: "Yes, it's just like you think. A piece of cake, a laugh, and then... his heart. I still can't wrap my head around it."

by memedoctor3000 March 27, 2024