You about to lose yo job

A phrase used in the year 2020 when the orange was leaving office and Joe Biden won the presidential election

Donald...YOU ABOUT TO LOSE YO JOB

by the rat😻 November 8, 2020

That'll happen on those bigger jobs

A term commonly used in the poorer sections of the United States to describe a regretfull or horrible incident. Usually said by someone wearing Pit Vipers and working a trade job.

Did you hear that ol'Bob got caught in the fishing trap and drowned? I guess that'll happen on those bigger jobs.

by Blackberry Lemonade December 8, 2021

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy

by Iwillpourcementinyourears July 6, 2023

Heckuva Job Brownie

A statement said to someone with the last name brown. Usually sarcastically, like the way President said after Katrina to his lackee...

You're doin a heckuva job brownie, Now do you think we can fix this jet?

by Planet Loff October 12, 2008

Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.

Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

by #getrekted November 2, 2017

gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

by jamfsob August 6, 2003

Blow Job À La Mode

The act of performing oral sex with ice cream. While this can be a delicious treat on several levels, it is not recommended to use anything with chocolate chips or nuts which may slip down into the grundle once the melting begins causing skin irritation, or even worse an accidental bite.

A couple discusses which flavor to use to perform a Blow Job À La Mode
Girl: Can we try Rainbow Sherbet?
Guy: That's what the gay's use.
Girl: York Peppermint Pattie?
Guy: That might burn.
Girl: Neapolitan
Guy: Maybe if two if your friends come over.
Girl: French Vanilla?
Guy: How will you know what's what afterwords?
Girl: Chocolate?
Guy: Giddy up. Put it in the microwave while I drop trow.

by kman8 February 26, 2009