Dragen Meat

The cuts of meat obtained from the human body after murder. Cooked by preference.

Hey bro! You coming by the pad? I'm bbqing dragen meat!

by Dawggawd September 6, 2013

Meat Tornado

A Meat Tornado is the act of swinging, flailing and or spining your dick around in circular motions like a "helicopter dick" but without using your hands.

One guy at a party was asked to show his party trick which was a helicopter dick. Thinking thats nothing specail, a random guy yells out loud "you call that special. "Check out this meat tornado!"

by C. Cream November 19, 2023

Sweat Meat

The mystery meat often given on sandwiches in county jail for lunch. Some will try to call it bologna, but it is not. Often pink in appearance and appears to be sweating. Most of it is completely disgusting.

Bill: What are they serving for lunch?
George: Lunch is the same thing every day. Sweat meat sandwiches and two small cookies.

by ThomasFromFairfax August 17, 2025

meat sports

Name commonly given to traditional, physical sports from the perspective of esports and esports leagues

"Despite the young age of the esports league, its audience size is comparable to traditional meat sports"

"I prefer esports to meat sports"

by Pasty C April 12, 2022

German Meat Grinder

When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.

My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!

by GreatWhiteD May 21, 2015

Meat Mat

A meat mat is a burger.

I found a dried up meat mat in the bathroom stall at McDonalds

by Unsolvedllama May 31, 2018

meat sleep

beating the meat earlier in the evening/day, and then taking a nap

John: Aye, man, why did you pass out yesterday?
Alex: i took a meat sleep

by boreddictionaryx May 13, 2017