Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
by Cracklinbacon December 02, 2024
They love playing football ⚽ and they are a total simp . They don't know if they like Margarita's more than Amal's .
THEY TOUGHT THEY WERE BEING CALLED SUN GUY FOR ALMOST 4 MONTHS ☀.
THEY LOVE BOYS MORE THAN FOOTBALL .
They don't like to play with their little sisters . 😥
THEY TOUGHT THEY WERE BEING CALLED SUN GUY FOR ALMOST 4 MONTHS ☀.
THEY LOVE BOYS MORE THAN FOOTBALL .
They don't like to play with their little sisters . 😥
Me - hey look behind you it is sock guy !!! 🧦
MY BFF - Hiiii Sock Guy
SOCK GUY - STOP CALLING ME SUN GUY !!!!!!!!!!!
MY BFF - Hiiii Sock Guy
SOCK GUY - STOP CALLING ME SUN GUY !!!!!!!!!!!
by Donutworry March 30, 2022
by simpnation January 06, 2020
Something a macho jerkoff says about other men who he's intimidated by. Often these men are better looking and much smarter.
by HoldMyBeer69 April 22, 2021
cawst-co-gize Father-son duo on TikTok, under the alias @a.j.befumo. Known for their seemingly excessive obsession with Costco, partaking in social media trends at the same local Costco in every video. Coined the nickname due to their beaming passion for Costco.
Costco employee: Why the fuck is this grown man and his son dancing in the poultry aisle?! I see them every day!
Costco manager: Because they are the costco guys.
Costco manager: Because they are the costco guys.
by tmkkmt May 30, 2024
People who soullessly walk around costco with nothing behind their majestic eyes, and eat chicken baked and a double chunk chocolate cookie.
by skibidigyattlordrizzler March 26, 2024
a guy on a bus who wears sweatpants everyday. the guy usually has spanish heritage, glasses, and dyed hair. he's also the best guy ever. sweatpants guys try to seem cool to no one by doing minor things such as wearing only one strap of their backpacks. sweatpants guys may or may not be emo as well.
by Spoopy eclipse December 21, 2021