Poseidon`s blowjob

pooping in the ocean

Q: What were you doing in the ocean for so long
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will

by AP9910 March 22, 2024

;alsdkjf;s;dlkfj w;

;alsdkjf;s;dlkfj w; is keyboard spam and typically used to express anger, and is not used in face to face converse

hey we got raided

;alsdkjf;s;dlkfj w; GOD F@#%ING DAMIT

by hasoos March 26, 2024

13177 km/s

is a code for "I will kill myself".

Juliette didn't love him no more.
-> Mars put his status to 13177 km/s

by deadalex March 27, 2024

13177km/s

A term to say I will kiss myself.

Juliette: Bru I cheated
Mars: Its 13177km/s now.

Juliette: Bru I cheated
Mars: Its 13177km/s now.

by deadalex March 27, 2024

Jordan S

She’s a pillow princess who shags every lad she sees eventhough she has many STDs

Mom 1 “My son goes out with Jordan S”
Mom 2 “I’ve heard of her she’s a right slag and she’s given loads of lads STDs”

by Xx_Bender_xX March 31, 2024

an S-perm Hairstyle

The tangled and encrusted hairstyle of a woman who has taken multiple cumshots in her hair, and its appearance will remain the same for hours unless she takes an immediate shower.

The most experienced bukkake actresses know to immediately jump in the shower after a scene in order to avoid an S-perm Hairstyle.

by Arnie Grape June 22, 2021

U/S

Unserviceable

I have a feeling the sd card is U/S

by We are Anonymous June 22, 2021