Instead of choking yourself, you tie your dick with a piece of string. Then you tie the other end to a closet pole and hang from it. Next, you have a whore come in and jerk you off. You fall to the ground once you go soft. Maybe.
I went to Asia and I figured while I was there, I may as well as spend $5 and get a one night in Hangkok.
by jismjedi June 16, 2009
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minor symptoms: (most likely to happen)
-acts strange
-tries to drink more beer thinking it'll wear off
THE NEXT DAY:
-has a severe hangover
major symptoms: (least likely to happen; but still can happen)
-cringing face (doesn't like beer)
-tries to egg his/her way out of drinking another for the second kickoff
-passes out after the shot
-If this ever happens to somebody at a party, you could:
-help them out
-let them have their fun (get used to partying)
-leave them to die (not literally)
minor symptoms: (most likely to happen)
-acts strange
-tries to drink more beer thinking it'll wear off
THE NEXT DAY:
-has a severe hangover
major symptoms: (least likely to happen; but still can happen)
-cringing face (doesn't like beer)
-tries to egg his/her way out of drinking another for the second kickoff
-passes out after the shot
-If this ever happens to somebody at a party, you could:
-help them out
-let them have their fun (get used to partying)
-leave them to die (not literally)
My friend got invited to his first party, he had to do the noobie kickoff. He got a one shot buzz from it. but he didn't pass out!
by shotinthedark112 June 17, 2009
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Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"
Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"
by son of that guy October 12, 2009
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Slow to climax. Fat because the penis will not stay erect, hence the fat/floppy semi erect penis.
Slow to climax. Fat because the penis will not stay erect, hence the fat/floppy semi erect penis.
I tried to do a little uphill gardening with my prison bitch but my "slow fat one" made it impossible.
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person 1: hey i bought an all in one computer
person 2: awesome is it all one box
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person 2: oh i see but that is still really cool
person 1: i know man thanks
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person 1: no it still has a separate keyboard and mouse it just has the computer tower built into the monitor
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person 1: i know man thanks
by kevin e343 July 20, 2010
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Assisstant: Yes, Mr. President. "Someone get me Mug Force One STAT!!!!!"
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