zeppelin-titted

A female (sometimes enlarged males) who have a massive bust. Depending on the age of the female these breasts can reach massive proportions. For example; a fourteen-year-old girl who is zeppelin-titted can have breast at the size of F's (DDD). While women of adulthood can reach a cup size of J (DDDDDDD). Although not looking the type, these women can have high I.Q's, and even multiple degrees. Z.T. Women usually do not consider themselves superior in beauty, but can judge other women by their intellect. It should go without saying that getting Z.T. women to be attracted to you, let alone having a public and sexual relationship with them is difficult at best. Showing her that you are worthwhile is the best course of action of getting these large breasted women.

Example one:
Guy 1:Did you see that girl with the huge rack
Guy 2: Dude, not only does she got the booty, but she's Zeppelin-titted.
Guy 1: Really bro? Aw man, do I want her.
Guy 2: Hey, careful, she's not a girl you can get in to easy. You got to show her you're worth it.

Example 2:
Girl 1: Hey, check me out.
Girl 2: No. Way. Are you Zeppelin titted?
Girl 1: Oh yeah, and I'm being smart with who I let in.

by Phoenixhydra December 9, 2013

Cheese tits

Generally refers to a males chestacles after a day or two of light perspiration without showering, that leaves a nice greasy glaze over ones tits. Similar to peeling cheese off of garlic bread

Hey cheese tits did you roll in grease or did you just play call of duty for 27 hours straight ?

by BootyTrauma December 17, 2015

Monster tits

Tits that are between Qcup to 32-inch breast sizes.

Samantha have some monster tits.

by LinkxPeach June 15, 2025

tit men

when society is ran by tits.

or some bullshit henry david thoreau came up with.

wow! why would anyone ever use the word "tit men" in a book about living by a pond!

by henrydavidthoreaufan November 9, 2021

tits

Just another word for awesome. Rad. Sweet (which needs to be played out). Cool, etc.

That song is tits.

by letiniestrobot June 23, 2014

wheat tits

a nickname you can recieve after flashing a guy and allowing him to feel your tits. supposedly they feel quite hairy.

max: "man, vince had some impressive wheat tits."

jerry: "really? i'll have to rustle my hands through them the next time i see him."

by woggzy July 2, 2019

Tassel Tits

Director Arketer on a Tuesday.

Did you see Director Arketer's tassel tits?

by ZakkOsborne October 21, 2020