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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Ryan Piers Williams Is Megaman <Messenger Add Oak> ANd America Ferrera Is Roll <Allison America Beatrice Christina Robles><.7.9.7.6.>mug. Definition:
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
Sorry I blanked during that budget review — full-blown Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF). Friday’s CFR hit harder than expected.
by Sonjayson July 21, 2025
Get the Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF)mug. 
When the internet randomly "Shits itself" for more than one person on the internet. You you're left fucking clueless to what the fuck just transpired.
Bro 1: What the fuck just happened?|
Bro 2: Idfk, you got kicked off Xbox Live too?
Bro 3: I DECREE ROLLING WEBOUT!
Bro 2: Idfk, you got kicked off Xbox Live too?
Bro 3: I DECREE ROLLING WEBOUT!
by Blast Berry February 27, 2014
Get the Rolling Weboutmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Ryan Piers Williams Is Megaman <Messenger Add Oak> ANd Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Roll <America Ferrera><.7.9.7.6.>
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Ryan Piers Williams Is Megaman <Messenger Add Oak> ANd Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Roll <America Ferrera><.7.9.7.6.>mug. This is the correct spelling for ceoughescheigh rolls have 463 pieces of zooquini and I looked it up to mean "sushi rolls have 463 pieces of zucchini" and it had a no results found for - t t t. The CEUSCHI sounds like sushi where + ) * ce makes an s and u is the same and sch is prounced like sh and the i is also the same. The ZOOQUINI sounds like zucchini where zoo sounds like zu like where we keep animals in {1025270316263097261944720474401927321} {judd} and the qu sounds like cch and the ini is the same.
Ceuschi rolls, ceuschi rolls, ceuschi rolls have zooquini. Sushi rolls, sushi rolls, sushi rolls have zucchini. 400, 400, 463. I then looked up zooquini and blooberreigh muffin after ceuschi rolls have 463 pieces of zooquini and it had a no results found for. When I thought that the only place with bugm stuff was the gym and there is no bugm stuff at home and I saw an umbrella and I looked at it and I saw Mearcheaux Nose and we have a bumpy umbrella and mearcheaux means bumpy umbrella and also the umbrella is bugm and I put red nail polish on it and the umbrella cover is bugm and also I got a punching bag from the store and it was bugm like our umbrella at home and it was mearcheaux bugm and I said that our umbrella at home is bumpy and I watched the end credits of Ice Age 2 The Meltdown when I saw a punching bag and I went to the Junior School Oval and I saw something bugm like our umbrella at home and it was white and the padding at the Year 3 playgrounds is white and our umbrella at home is white and it is a white umbrella and the curtain at Lower Gym is white and it was bugm like our umbrella at home and the padding on the pillars at IMAX is white and it was bugm like our umbrella at home.
by heagheueppon May 7, 2023
Get the ceuschi rolls have 463 pieces of zooquinimug. by zachcaldwell August 29, 2019
Get the Pussy Rollmug.