one hit bro

A colloquial phrase often loudly professed by sub-humanoid residents of the New Jersey shore, often in self-admiration of one's ability to render another Jerseyan unconscious in a single hit.

Yeah bro, this one bro was like "hey bro i dont like the way you fist pump bro" so i fuckin' knocked him on his ass in one hit and was like "one hit bro!"

by stunted April 29, 2010

One night in Hangkok

Instead of choking yourself, you tie your dick with a piece of string. Then you tie the other end to a closet pole and hang from it. Next, you have a whore come in and jerk you off. You fall to the ground once you go soft. Maybe.

I went to Asia and I figured while I was there, I may as well as spend $5 and get a one night in Hangkok.

by jismjedi June 16, 2009

One handed splash

Washing just your privates with one hand in a cup shape splashing water on you.

Son- "ahh! dad im late for school and i need to take a shower"

Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"

by son of that guy October 12, 2009

Slow Fat One

A slow fat one is what happens to a male inmate when he drinks to much hooch. Regardless of the actual size of the penis in question, the excessive hooch makes it difficult to FAP or to perform anal copulation.

Slow to climax. Fat because the penis will not stay erect, hence the fat/floppy semi erect penis.

I tried to do a little uphill gardening with my prison bitch but my "slow fat one" made it impossible.

by Thomas Bombadil February 20, 2011

all in one computer

unlike the name says the all in one computer is not all in one. an all in one consist of a monitor, with the tower built in, a keyboard and a mouse.

person 1: hey i bought an all in one computer
person 2: awesome is it all one box
person 1: no it still has a separate keyboard and mouse it just has the computer tower built into the monitor
person 2: oh i see but that is still really cool
person 1: i know man thanks

by kevin e343 July 20, 2010

Sweatin' one out

A low end description of having a difficult bowel movement in uncomfortable surroundings possibly during a hangover.

Text: "where r u?"
Text: "I'm sweatin' one out in the room with no windows, no more 3am taco bell!"

by Billytense August 29, 2010

Mug Force One

The coffe mug the President drinks from. Usually adorned with the Seal of the President of the United states and other accessories such as jewels, etc. As seen on the Daily Show.

Preisdent: I need my morning pick me up. Could I get a cup of coffee?

Assisstant: Yes, Mr. President. "Someone get me Mug Force One STAT!!!!!"

by Jedediah's Forest October 29, 2010