James-Phobic

A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.

Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.

by TedHate43 September 7, 2025

James

A Unique, likely ginger, person who loves the Turkish and has a posh accent.

He looks like a James.
Andy was acting like a James.

by RigDog78 March 23, 2024

James

A virgin

Bro that guy is such a James.

by USdabqueen November 15, 2022

James

Annoying mf, sometimes acts like a little kid and brings up old memes that aren't funny, James are annoying aff

Hey How you doing

My name is James Hi

*left chat*

by 92728299282 November 13, 2022

James

Leader of gay pirate association. Crippling Ice addiction as they are often from Beaudesert.

Person 1: "have you talked to james lately?"
Person 2: "No he has been so busy running his gay pirate association"

by thomasdarben123 May 8, 2023

james sapphire

A controversial figure in the looksmaxxing community, known primarily for his extreme and dangerous beauty practices. Operating under the alias @jamesthebonesmasher on TikTok, Sapphire promotes radical techniques like “bonesmashing,” where individuals deliberately hit their facial bones to alter their appearance. He has gained both followers and critics for advocating these risky methods, which are intended to achieve an idealized version of attractiveness. While some view him as a pioneer of extreme self-improvement, others see him as a promoter of harmful and unrealistic beauty standards.

A : You heard of looksmax.org?
B : Yeah my friend James sapphire told me about it.

by Freakggot August 9, 2024

Hayden James

Hayden is a boy that makes girls go crazy. He’s a daddy;) no girl can say no to him he’s dating a girl called Jodie . He is kainda of a fuckboy but he still is hot .

‘Omg see Hayden James over there’ ~ crush

‘Amm that’s Jodie’s bf ‘~Hayden’s friend

‘Oh’ ~ crush

by CCC head teacher June 11, 2018