Cake with frosting

Its when you ejaculate on a womans buttocks and slather the seminal fluids across the buttocks and start biting at her buttocks and proceed to shout "I'm eating cake with frosting!"

John: Hey did you hear what paul did the other night?

Chris: Yeah! I heard he had some cake with frosting since the wife allowed it!

John: Man, I'm jealous!

Chris:Yeah, me too.

by Paul Stoneson May 5, 2022

Cake

This is when you want to lick the person you love ass deep and all around in the asshole after proper cleaning until they orgasm or can’t wait to make love to you and stop to make love to you.

She said I want to cake with him.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 11, 2022

Ponus cake

The secret lore within a universe/society which is not to be discussed.

He really wanted to figure out Ponus cake but was afraid of what may happen to him.

by roroporo05 September 15, 2022

Cake Quake

Any action or movement that causes the butt to jiggle or 'quake' with significant seismic force.

"Dang you really know how to make that cake quake and I am loving it."

by BootyliciousDefinitious September 17, 2022

Pregnancy cake

When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)

The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'

"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...

I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."

by Ganshee September 18, 2022

Cake Diet

1) the Art of getting money

Ex. Even though it's not my birthday, but I'm always getting cake. I'm on a cake diet!

by DaBoyWay September 19, 2022

Someone left the cake out in the rain

Use to refer to a person with swamp ass or a visible wet spot on their ass (cake). Based on the song Used to refer to an eccentric person or idea. A reference to the song "MacArthur Park” by Donna Summer.

Greg: sees a person with swamp ass Someone left the cake out in the rain.

by Dogenero September 22, 2022