flop cake

People named Daniel are flop cakes
Girl named marley : “hey what’s your name”
Boy named Daniel: “my names daniel
Girl named marley : “damn your a flop cake”
Boy named Daniel: “I know:(“
by Flopcake_172 March 10, 2023
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Suncream Cake

Typically a pasty-white overweight person.

Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.
That fat kid sitting in front of his computer all day playing games and eating Doritos is such a suncream cake!!
by ackersyoulegend June 25, 2010
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carrot cake walk

Something easy but boring as fuck
2020 gave us a shitty year but wall we had to do was stay at home and do nothing, it was a carrot cake walk.
by SumB January 28, 2021
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Zebra Cakes

Referring to the stretch marks on a booty, usually on a Black woman, but not limited to.

The stretch marks are usually in a pattern on the booty cheeks, that resemble that of a zebra’s stripes.

Usually a term of endearment.
Oooo, look at them cakes that got stripes. Those are some nice zebra cakes
by Moebee May 21, 2022
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Zebra cake

Usually a mixed girl black\white who sucks hella weins usually albino in texture.
That yellowbone "zebra cake" sucked the whole squad off even todd.
by Akalordprettycampos May 04, 2016
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When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise
He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.
by FireFuego May 21, 2025
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cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021
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