Mexican Hotpocket

When needing to start a fire, getting a chihuahua to consume gas (drink or buttchug) then igniting the dog surrounded with tinder.

person one: "Man we should have a fire"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"

by JakkieChan69 May 18, 2020

Mexican door knober

Fuck a girl during oral sex then lob her at a door and try to get her clunge to land over the door handle.

Ross: Dana that was the best god damn blow job ever!

Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.

*Ross lobs Dana at a door*

Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!

Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!

by Danafucker2024782 June 24, 2011

Mexican Street Corn

When you’re having sex with a woman with a yeast infection and her period starts, covering your dick with cottage cheese discharge and blood

Bro: How was Paisley?
You: Dude, she totally Mexican Street Corned me!

by Ewwwgrossdude February 12, 2023

Mexican cannon

When you are constipated and eat taco bell for 3 day and when you finally let loose its like a cannon ball

I had surgery and got so constipated then I ate taco bell for 3 days and when I finally let loose it was like a Mexican cannon. Also see Mexican Shotgun

by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017

Mexican mud mask

When you shit on your partner’s face and cover and rub it in like a traditional face mask.

I gave Tracy a Mexican mud mask and she thinks it’s making her skin better

by Hank d tank March 3, 2025

mexican sausage

the act of preforming oral sex on a penis so large that it triggers the gag-reflex. this will cause the person to throw up all over the penis.

i told her she couldn't handle my dick and the bitch gave me a mexican sausage

by dickery doch May 18, 2013

Mexican

The weakest race/species of humans that have ever existed and that will ever exist. They're pussy as hell. They're too scared to leave their house during the day so they made up a pretend cartel incase someone manages to get over the border and kill them. They arent even connected. They arent even connected enough for a greencard otherwise they prefer to eat out of toilets too. Every mexican/hispanic spic is a porn star and a pussy and weak as hell. They have a bad reputation because all the adults(spics) in their Country run around naked in public and touch each others "thingys" and the stupid mexican children (spics) look up to it for some reason.

If they did actually have a cartel it would be nothing but a bunch of dudes jacking each other off in front of their mothers.

person1: Mexican!

person2: STOP FUCKING BRINGING UP PORNHUB!

by I'll make ur kids cry for my D December 6, 2021