cake

is a lie

the cake is a lie

by gay GAY gay man April 17, 2022

cake

the ultimate substance of the universe. actually the ultimate substance X the answer to the meaning of life squared. aka very nummy!

That was some nummy cake! (there are no dirty meanings or double meanings in this definition)

by Connundrum1 February 18, 2003

meaty cakes

Hostess Twinkies manually filled with greasey pork sausage

The man ate far too many meaty cakes.

by Otis Cooper March 19, 2003

Spaffa cake

When you jizz on a Jaffa Cake then eat it.

Those Spaffa Cakes are so tasty.

by Waynedip December 27, 2020

dumpster cake

hood ass, can also be used in the context of which ones asshole is very shitty.

person 1: yoo my girl got dumpster cake,
person 2: daamnnn dude

by refargeger December 27, 2020

Kendra Cakes

A woman whose essence lights up my life. Her warmth and affection are unparalleled and she is known for the intensity as well as depth of her love.

Kendra Cakes looking cute tho.

by Your Gerbil December 28, 2020

cake of kings

Direct way for a crush, the jail, the covid-19 and death.

Me: have they cake of kings?
He: yes, but, if you got for me they take you to the jail.

by Cake of cakes January 4, 2021