damn that sucks

something you'd only tell complete strangers online because you'd get your ass kicked to the moon if you said it to their faces

person 1: jesus christ this game is so unfair! literally got scammed out of my rewards because of this "first come, only served" B.S.

person 2: damn that sucks

by Mr. Mage 750 January 25, 2026

Finger Sucking Jody

An elected official who is so perverted that he tries to suck on everyone's fingers. He finger sucks as both a negotiation tool and an odd fetish.

That guy is a real sicko. He tried to pull a Finger Sucking Jody and suck on my fingers during a meeting. I got a first hand encounter with his uvula.

by David Holland January 29, 2026

Don't Suck

Encouragement before any activity. Don't fail. You got this. Originally said between Little League umpires before games — a reminder to stay sharp and not mess up. Spanish equivalent: No Mames.

Don't suck @ running. Don't suck @ swimming. Don't suck @ biking. Don't suck @ fishing. Don't suck @ hunting.

by DaveSallyStuff January 31, 2026