by FriendlyNeighborhoodWriterMan December 3, 2021
Get the Mexican Waterpark mug.The phenomenon which occurs when a crew of painters drive their communal abode late on a Friday night after consuming a case of Modelo and a fifty of cocaine, usually done while flagrantly speeding and/or being totally oblivious to other mechanisms of traffic management in the continental United States, such as STOP/Yield/No U-turn signs etc.. Points are earned by bouncing off legally parked cars in residential areas, avoiding damage to real estate, young children, pets etc...
Goddammit looks like Rodrigo and his boys were playing Mexican Pinball last night. Gotta make another fucking insurance claim. This is why we can't haved nice shit in Kansas City, Kansas.
by Doctor Deez Nutz December 5, 2021
Get the Mexican Pinball mug.The weakest race/species of humans that have ever existed and that will ever exist. They're pussy as hell. They're too scared to leave their house during the day so they made up a pretend cartel incase someone manages to get over the border and kill them. They arent even connected. They arent even connected enough for a greencard otherwise they prefer to eat out of toilets too. Every mexican/hispanic spic is a porn star and a pussy and weak as hell. They have a bad reputation because all the adults(spics) in their Country run around naked in public and touch each others "thingys" and the stupid mexican children (spics) look up to it for some reason.
If they did actually have a cartel it would be nothing but a bunch of dudes jacking each other off in front of their mothers.
If they did actually have a cartel it would be nothing but a bunch of dudes jacking each other off in front of their mothers.
by I'll make ur kids cry for my D December 6, 2021
Get the Mexican mug.by YouNeedJesus69 February 18, 2024
Get the Mexican Lawmower mug.A sexual manoeuvre where the man slathers his weapon in Tabasco sauce, slides into his girls holster and then they see who can hold on the longest.
by WillyWankerNTheCocklateFucktry February 23, 2024
Get the Mexican Standoff mug.Where you lube up a Latinas cooch with Chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it.
After using it, you eat it
After using it, you eat it
"Let's make a Mexican Fruit Cup!!"
proceeds to lube up a Latina cooch with chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it. Then eating it.
proceeds to lube up a Latina cooch with chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it. Then eating it.
by Glitchedchaos February 23, 2024
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