either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma May 29, 2014

You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

by instagram @matte069 March 27, 2018

You are what you eat

The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy

Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 29, 2019

You are were you deserve to be

Doesn't that type of thinking prove that I was right?

Dr JeepJorp "I shouldn't have to do things I don't want to. Other people should have to do things they don't want to so the world will be better... For me and my fuck trophies... I'm not compelling you. I'm just using selective inaction and shunning to mitigate success... Because I deserve this... Me... And you don't... You are were you deserve to be in life... If you deserved more you would have it.... Like I do..."

Hym "Wait wait wait... So let me get this straight... If people are where they deserve to be in life.... And there are children in the cemetery with bullets in their heads.... How is saying THAT any different from the thing that I said? How's it not worse!? I was talking about the broader society getting what IT deserves (and the phraseology used proves that this is true) but YOU'RE talking at an individual level... If everyone is were they deserve to be in life then the people in the ground (by your own logic)...."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2022

mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets

The voiceline itself was catchy from the Philippines, on TikTok, Facebook and among others, well this phrase was referenced to a video named "Back To School Hacks with Mama Melai" on YouTube, the video was about Melai Cantiveros, a Filipino actress, comedian, and host, was making breakfast to her kids, meanwhile at 8:45, the kid with the Uniform was saying the words: "mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets". Well the video went viral on Social Media Platforms. The video

here your nuggets kids, mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets

by whatthefools001 October 28, 2022

mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets

The Voiceline: mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets was a reference from a viral video named Back To School Hacks with Mama Melai on YouTube, the video was about Melai Cantiveros, the Filipino star was cooking some breakfast to her kids and one kid with the uniform said, "mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets"

Here come the nuggets anak, mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets

by whatthefools001 October 28, 2022

you smell, you shit?

The British way of commenting on the poor smell of others.

Ricky: "Give them an example."
Karl: "... You smell, you shit?"
Ricky: "WHY"

by DDLZC April 4, 2017