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Whatever corks your bottle

Similiar to whatever floats your boat but especially appreciated by drunks.
Do you think I need another drink? Reply: Whatever corks your bottle.
by bighairball April 15, 2010
mugGet the Whatever corks your bottlemug.

Whatever sucks your duck

tim: did you cheat on me with bob D:?

becky: um, whatever sucks your duck tim :).
by britmazing!! March 21, 2011
mugGet the Whatever sucks your duckmug.
A response to close any discussion against a male when you have no argument left (regardless of whether or not the guy-kissing incident actually happened). A bulletproof final statement that leaves its victim either speechless or spastically trying to deny such a thing ever occurred.

Originates from an ancient 'Friends' episode wherein Ross and Chandler battle over who has the worst secret. Will not work on chicks or gay guys.
by 'bridge November 23, 2010
mugGet the Whatever dude... you kissed a guy.mug.
1. Used by someone who doesn't want anything to do with the idea being proposed.
2. Used during argument between couples in a half-threatening manner to imply that if you do do it there will be consequences.
1. "Do whatever the fuck you want, your plan sucks anyways."

2. "Tim sold his bike because he bought it without the approval of his wife, apparently "Do whatever the fuck you want" doesn't mean what he thought."
by Tim_ May 17, 2009
mugGet the Do whatever the fuck you wantmug.
"I don't get it, but hey--whatever works for you."

Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.

See Whatever humps your camel, whatever floats your boat.

From the delicious invention of the root beer float, a scoop of ice cream placed into a frosty mug of Sprecher's best.
Two kids sit down in the cafeteria.

Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.
by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005
mugGet the Whatever floats your root beermug.

whatever floats your boat

A conspicuously dirty-sounding but for the most part undefinable sex slur that can mean mosltly anything, as long as it has to do with sex.
John: God, she (that fugly hobag over there)'s gorgeous, I'd do her in a second.

Max: Whatever floats your boat.
by Max P. September 2, 2005
mugGet the whatever floats your boatmug.

do whatever you want day

do whatever you want day is on February 28. It's the day where you can do whatever you want. Pretty cool, huh?
"hey dude, what are you doing?" "im making siberia it's own country" "why" "its do whatever you want day"

"oh"
by average siberian November 8, 2022
mugGet the do whatever you want daymug.

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