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Uber Cynic

A person who see things to be worse beyond all other views, over the top with sarcastic gloom and doom.
My glass is empty and half full of spit.
by bolex bros. July 9, 2003
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Uber Elite

-One Who is amazing.
-One who hacks.
-One who Cracks.
-The destroyer of worlds.

The term was first invented when a hacker stole over 13 million credit cards in Australia, by the name of Casey "Acidx" Lee Williams. Who served 3 years in the Australian Federal Penetentry.
He was since known as the "Uber Elite Blackhat"
-That guy is Uber Elite.

-My gaming skills is uber elite.

-Wow Hes Uber Elite.

-Bob was Uber Elite in Soccer today.
by CharlyCracker October 8, 2008
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Uber Cunt

Over or Above the standard level of Cunt!
Nerd: Im going to RAPE that hot chick today!

Awesome Guy: OMG that guy is a UBER CUNT!
by Hoppy Is Sexy! October 14, 2008
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Uber Rank

The second to best rank for a Rivethead.
You are not Elite yet. You are of teh Uber Rank, so, therefore, you are still below me.
by NVJ September 10, 2008
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Uber Lazy

Taking an Uber for a embarrassingly short ride.
"We could walk the 6 blocks to the concert but I'm feeling Uber lazy."
by Kevbo72 November 24, 2019
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Uber Eats

A sex position in which a man saddles a woman's lower back while she's in doggy-style, facing towards her ass. The man then proceeds to bend forward, over her ass, and eat her out.
John: "Yesterday was me and Nancy's 10th wedding anniversary, so you KNOW we did Uber Eats."
Thomas: "Oh, fuck yeah. I did Uber Eats with a Tinder date the other night."
by paimonlover666 February 16, 2023
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uber simp

an uber driver that will continue to drive no matter how low the rates are
man, uber made $50 for this ride and my driver Depak only make $10. He is a real Uber Simp
by skidd18 February 4, 2020
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