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TOOT

Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.
Putin is a TOOT.
by Stickybird March 5, 2022
mugGet the TOOTmug.

Scoot an Toot

When your car got the power to go and shit blows out the tail pipe. Either smoke or blowing coal or a little flame.
Man that toyo can sure scoot an toot!!
by UltraGamer21 July 7, 2024
mugGet the Scoot an Tootmug.

Tooting on the Boris

Q; "what were you doing last night?"
A; "I was Tooting on the Boris and gaming"
by lozda January 3, 2025
mugGet the Tooting on the Borismug.

Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.
Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
by Stoney69 July 16, 2022
mugGet the Prostate-toot-shuNmug.

Toot Toot Yaws

“Toot Toot Yaws” is a phrase that is used to express amazement at something. anything can be referred to as toot toot yaws. it is a compliment!
“omg your hair is so toot toot yaws today”
“what is toot toot yaws?”
“look on urban dictionary…”
by Catgirl3000 July 23, 2021
mugGet the Toot Toot Yawsmug.

Tooted and Booted

To take of another person's pants, spit in their ass then leave them with their pants down.
Yo Dawg, I swear I got tooted and booted last night.
mugGet the Tooted and Bootedmug.

Death Toots

Her: Why are you sleeping on the couch???
Him: babe, you had the death toots last night!
by acidwashjeans February 14, 2020
mugGet the Death Tootsmug.

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