Tommy Coolatta

A very smart boy
with a super cool immortal dog named Sunkist
And he hates trains and moths

Tommy Coolatta: "Hey look! Look! It's a va- uhh... a va- uhhhh... va- uhh... a turnwheel!"

by The.marz.march March 2, 2022

Tommy Time

Where no time exists but Tommy's time. In his mind things that he said will only take 10 mins will take him 2 hours. Never plan on what time he said and add at least 2 hours to every amount of time he says.... Maybe even add a day or 2.

Tommy said he'll be here in like 2 hours, he's finishing the brakes on his car...... 5 hours later.... Where's Tommy? He's on Tommy time.

by The real Tommy May 24, 2018

Tommy Joke

A joke which is told and only funny to the person telling the joke.

Thomas told me a joke which was not funny even though it was funny to him. He pulled a Tommy Joke!

by XxSaltyGxX September 4, 2018

Tommy Special

A female smaller than average in height, but slightly wider and heavier than average.
Tommy Specials usually have a relatively plain face, but substantial cans.

Susceptible to the 'baby monkey' sexual technique

"Look at that chubby girl"
"is she a chode?"
"No, that is definitely a Tommy Special"

by BigNickRowe May 5, 2013

Tommy Tucked

A phrase introduced by up-and-coming rapper and Twitch variety streamer, MND Squid. The phrase is a play on words based on a Thompson Submachine Gun. Having a "Tommy Tucked" refers to having a gun hidden away at all times, often within an article of clothing for concealment purposes.

"Bro don't want no issues with me because I keep the tommy tucked."

"Girl you know I keep that tommy tucked."

by Kerblamnam August 19, 2019

Bartender Tommy

That dude to be dude friends with! And it’s not a joke at all. Make bartending is legit what you should inspire to be. That name has grabbed more ladies, and woke up next to ones I only dreamed about. How? Who knows, he’s the shit and you will know what I mean. Once you watch the girls, watch him, while watching him mix up drinks.

I wish I was as attractive and had the confidence, to talk to women like Bartender Tommy can!

by A Westfield wishful August 3, 2018

Tommy Vercetti

The main character in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Normally seen wearing a blue-green hawaiian shirt. After being released from jail after the Vietnam War, he left Liberty City for Vice City.

Guy 1: Yo, hoo iz da mane karecter in Vise Sitee?

Guy 2: Tommy Vercetti, you prick!

by Maccer July 16, 2008