Cage, the

A common nickname for the city, used by the locals. It's derived from "birdcage", so it's a pretty harsh judgement on the place.

"You're not in the sticks, rube, this is the Cage, the urban sprawl is a jungle, so your thrive or you die."

by Zed Numar July 22, 2021

Caging

Having roles in an overload of movies, of which the majority are of low quality/rating. An actor who chooses the path of quantity over quality. Just like what happened to Nicolas Cage.

James Franco is in a lot of shitty movies lately, he seems to be caging.

by Crazerz September 21, 2020

The Cage

Where New Trier High School students go to learn instead of normal school when they're too misbehaved and crazy to function in a regular class.

Kid 1: Where has your friend been lately?
Kid 2: Oh, he got put in the cage for throwing things everywhere.
Kid 1: Ah, that sucks man.

by ChaoNT September 16, 2018

Bib Cage Incident of 723 fuck

The incident of 538,000 Adults (now present-day Guam.) all fell on the floor and spoke Swahili. This resulted in Bibs being released from their Cages, which had disastrous effects on local trout populations. Thankfully Dr. Doug. Dougson was there to cage the bibs so this will never happen again.

Person: So Doug, can you inform us on the Bib Cage Incident of 723 Fuck?

Doug: tahadhari ujio wa pili wa mungu wetu bwana Bib Cage. Sisi rahisi Dougs hatuwezi kuizuia. Hatutaki ujio wa pili wa 723 kutomba

by Dr. Doug Dougson December 19, 2023

cage kitten

mma equivalent of a ring rat, buckle bunny, or mud cricket. typically in tight clothes and looking to hook up with a competitor.

did you see those cage kittens following him after the fight?

by warricka January 15, 2022

A Bird In A Cage

A Bird in a cage is an extremely attractive female with a partner / boyfriend. Usually a douche bag.

Yeo Trane you see that hot ass shordie?

Yea, she got a man tho

Fuck! She's a Bird in a cage

by CuckLord416 October 23, 2018

This cage

Yup after aaaaall of that there is a cage thing today.

God "Lucifer... I need a favor..."

Lucifer "Oho! But it's not 'Lucifer' it's... Wait... Lucifer? Lucifer! Yes! That's exactly what it is! Sweet, sweet music... Lucifer... 😌 It just rolls off the tongue... Lucifer... Like the morning dew off a blade of grass... 😮 💨 Now... What do you want?" 😑

God "Look... I need you to give Abraham a message."

Lucifer "What the hells an Abraham?"

God "Oh he's dope! He's like the oldest bastard you ever DID see man. He's like 180!"

Lucifer "They don't live that long-"

God "He's... He's pretty old."

Lucifer 🤦 ♂️ "You're... You're not great with time are you?"

God 🤨 "Time?"

Lucifer 🤨 "How long did it take for you to make all the orbs?"

God "Umm... I donno like 7 days? Er, wait I took a nap on the 7th day sooo.... 6? 6 days." 😁

Lucifer "Oh wow that's... That's not even close-"

God "Are you going to take the message or not?"

Lucifer "Yes yes what is it..."

God "Tell him that I'm going to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah... Just... raze that place to the ground..."

Lucifer "OH! HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWES-"

God "And take Michael with you."

Michael "Hello." 😇

Lucifer "You ruined it immediately... This cage sucks..."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023