taming the bear

I was taming the bear this morning and left a mess all over my girlfriends toilet seat because she left me with blue balls.
by TheBareTamer June 20, 2014
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cancellation bear

Originally used by TvByTheNumbers, the "cancellation bear" is the theory that TV shows are only in real danger of being cancelled if they're the lowest performers, much like the slowest in a group of people would get mauled by a bear.
I love Parks and Rec. I hope the cancellation bear is out to get Whitney so Parks gets renewed!
by attackturnip September 12, 2012
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pube bear

i've got hair stuck in my teeth from the pube bear.
by dr.pube November 19, 2010
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rare bear

An affectionate name given to a person who is often a little odd or different, but in a fun, adorable way. A one in a million and incredibly cute.
There's no-one like her. Even the daftest things she says or does make me smile. She's such a rare bear.
by Lyndz28 July 28, 2011
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bear fucker

A russian whore, or just a russian person, came from the idea that Catherine the Great (czarina of Russia) dabbled in beastiality.

Usually used among people who have ancestors from countries that were once ruled by the Russians, like Poland (almost all polish grandmothers/fathers will tell their grandchildren and children to "never trust a russian").
Jane: What's that girls name?
Anne: Tatiana.
Jane: Is she Russian?
Anne: Of course.
Jane: What a dirty bear fucker.
by debauchery123 November 15, 2009
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Gare Bear

A term of endearment for a really nice guy named Gary. A Gare Bear is always pleasant to be around and enjoys light hearted conversation.
I ran into Gary from across the hall on break. He asked about my recent trip home. He's such a Gare Bear!
by tapedeck500 December 29, 2011
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lazer bear

A bear dressed up with a Canadian flag for a cape and walks around with two spazzy cats. Red lasers shoot out of its eyes and kill you instantly. It moves really, really fast.
Dude, me and Bill were walkin' home yesterday when this giant lazer bear showed up! the cats devoured Bill's face while the bear totally burned him. Then it ran away really fast. It was horrible.
by sean_is_a_woman September 27, 2005
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