I was taming the bear this morning and left a mess all over my girlfriends toilet seat because she left me with blue balls.
by TheBareTamer June 20, 2014
Originally used by TvByTheNumbers, the "cancellation bear" is the theory that TV shows are only in real danger of being cancelled if they're the lowest performers, much like the slowest in a group of people would get mauled by a bear.
by attackturnip September 12, 2012
by dr.pube November 19, 2010
An affectionate name given to a person who is often a little odd or different, but in a fun, adorable way. A one in a million and incredibly cute.
There's no-one like her. Even the daftest things she says or does make me smile. She's such a rare bear.
by Lyndz28 July 28, 2011
A russian whore, or just a russian person, came from the idea that Catherine the Great (czarina of Russia) dabbled in beastiality.
Usually used among people who have ancestors from countries that were once ruled by the Russians, like Poland (almost all polish grandmothers/fathers will tell their grandchildren and children to "never trust a russian").
Usually used among people who have ancestors from countries that were once ruled by the Russians, like Poland (almost all polish grandmothers/fathers will tell their grandchildren and children to "never trust a russian").
Jane: What's that girls name?
Anne: Tatiana.
Jane: Is she Russian?
Anne: Of course.
Jane: What a dirty bear fucker.
Anne: Tatiana.
Jane: Is she Russian?
Anne: Of course.
Jane: What a dirty bear fucker.
by debauchery123 November 15, 2009
A term of endearment for a really nice guy named Gary. A Gare Bear is always pleasant to be around and enjoys light hearted conversation.
I ran into Gary from across the hall on break. He asked about my recent trip home. He's such a Gare Bear!
by tapedeck500 December 29, 2011
A bear dressed up with a Canadian flag for a cape and walks around with two spazzy cats. Red lasers shoot out of its eyes and kill you instantly. It moves really, really fast.
Dude, me and Bill were walkin' home yesterday when this giant lazer bear showed up! the cats devoured Bill's face while the bear totally burned him. Then it ran away really fast. It was horrible.
by sean_is_a_woman September 27, 2005